Godzilla does battle with a giant shrimp, while a band of scrappy castaways elude the villainous clutches of the evil Red Bamboo army. Plus Mothra!
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Ebirah, Horror of the Deep (aka Godzilla vs The Sea Monster) used to be a Saturday morning/night staple on the Monster Movie Theaters of UHF channels of days past. It’s because of this heavy rotation, it’s often maligned as being lesser Godzilla fare, and this simply is not fair.
It IS a lesser Godzilla movie in that it’s not the atypical big city destruction that is synonymous with Godzilla in the minds of the common man. At it’s heart, it’s not even about Godzilla at all. It’s about a likeable band of scrappy castaways and their efforts to rescue their lost friend, while thwarting the evil machinations of terrorist with a mix of swingin’ ingenuity and go-go sabotage. It’s the type of tale that could only happen in the golden era of sci-fi when you didn’t question actions—you went along with the ride, and Godzilla himself is basically an afterthought.
Long backstory short, this film was originally meant to star King Kong, as part of Toho’s deal to use the character. That makes sense when you think about Godzilla performing trademark Kong actions such as swatting planes and lusting after the girl.
And Godzilla versus a giant shrimp hardly seems like a fair fight. Though what do YOU know about fighting shrimp? Whenever you see them, they’ve already been grilled, skewered, and have a small portion of cocktail sauce to the side. Maybe they’re a more formidable opponent in the wild than you think! Still, without Godzilla, the fights would have been all about Kong throwing rocks, and where’s the fun in that.
Godzilla isn’t just about stomping the Japanese countryside into dust. What Godzilla specializes in is kickin’ ass! Up to this point in the film series, it usually happened in the course of moving from point A to point B, but in this movie his motivations are all over the map. The Red Bamboo and giant bird practically beg for their butt whoopin’ by attacking Godzilla instead of just letting him be.
On the otherhand, Godzilla attacks Ebirah without provocation, ruthlessly taunts him in defeat, and picks a fight with Mothra just for looking at him funny. Quit frankly, Godzilla is a jerk! But the heroes aren’t mad at him, and gosh-darnit, I just can’t stay mad at him either.
Far from the prototypical Godzilla outing, but VERY far from being a bad movie. Island girls, a monster chicken, jets suspended on string, mutated seafood, paramilitary terrorists, and Mothra. This movie gives you what you want. This movie gives you what you need!