Anguirus has been Godzilla's faithful ally for many years, but after Godzilla: King of the Monsters that friendship may be at an end...

Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla - Anguirus

“Rodan was right. That movie was bull$#*t!”

Do you share Rodan and Mothra’s sentiments, and are likewise taking issue with Godzilla’s depiction as being the king of all the kaiju?

Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla - Anguirus

“He ain’t the king of ME, especially since I wasn’t even the #@%^ movie! When you hear ’em say “there are seventeen monsters” on screen, you’d expect an appearance by me, Baragon, hell even Manda or Gorosaurus!”

Those are some fan favorites.

Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla - Anguirus

“D@mn right we are! But instead what do you get for your $15? A wooly mammoth, another one of those MUTO losers, and Kumonga.”

Son of Godzilla - Kumonga

“That wasn’t me. The studio said they decided to go with someone younger and thinner. I… I was body shamed by the entertainment industry.”

Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla - Anguirus

“See! There’s no respect for us stage veterans. It would have been one thing if our scenes were cut for time—they could still be on the Blu Ray as special features. But noooo… NOTHING! And you know who I blame?”

I think I can hazard a guess…

Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla - Anguirus

“Godzilla! Y’know, there was a time when he would use his pull and always make sure a friend got some work in any new production…”

I suppose any manner of payday is nice. I reckon kaiju have bills to pay just like the rest of us…

Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla - Anguirus

“…But today, Godzilla only watches out for Godzilla. “KING of the Monsters” my spiny rump… That Carl Jr’s money sure changes a guy.”


Author Braniff

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